Are you a mermaid or a pirate?

There is a world of difference between a mermaid and a pirate.

They are two ends of a stick.

Mermaids are a living creature that is perfectly adapted to the marine environment.

A pirate is a terrestrial animal that is anxiously trying to survive in an otherwise inhospitable environment.

Mermaids to a large part live outside time.

Pirates exist in the moment: they need to be actively alert to stay alive in an otherwise hostile environment.

 

So are you a more like a mermaid, or are you more like a pirate?